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Imaginary speakers inspired by loud opinions and internet masculinity.

Dr. J. Percival Sr.
How to Clean Your Inner Room
Alpha Tait
Escape the Matrix: A G-Wagon Approach
Dr. Umoja Jahari
How to Fund Her Feelings & Build Your Own School
D'Wayne No-Lies
The Wilderness Builds the Man
Jin Rokan
Elk Meat, Ice Baths & The Art of Asking
Derrick Goggans
You Can’t Hurt a Man With No Feelings
Roberto Greyn
48 Laws of Getting Her to Text Back
Paula Davin
Do Modern Women Deserve Wi-Fi?
Rev. Toby Marks
The Proverbs 31 Male: Leading Without Losing Your Edge
Mr. Kevellier
High Value. High Discipline. Low Noise.
Dr. Vikas Difficultly
Intellectual Masculinity: The Thinking Man’s Chest Day
Aro Kaba
How To Exit the Simp System

What Our Attendees
are Saying!

Luca Romano

Life Coach & Espresso Consultant Came for the keynote. Left with a stronger jawline and fewer feelings.

Malik Rockwell

Former Gym Owner, Current Podcaster I replaced my therapist with a cold plunge and five male affirmations. Changed my life.

Rohan Deshmukh

Software Developer I log off daily at 4AM now. My beard is patchy, but my confidence is full-stack.

Dmitri Volkov

Stoicism Blogger Nodded 113 times. Conference taught me silence is king. Wifey is now deeply unsettled.

Zhang Wei

E-commerce Logistics Specialist Conference said “be the package, not the delivery.” No time for nonsense now.

What Our Attendees
are Saying!

Luca Romano
Life Coach & Espresso Consultant

Came for the keynote. Left with a stronger jawline and fewer feelings.

Malik Rockwell
Former Gym Owner, Current Podcaster

I replaced my therapist with a cold plunge and five male affirmations. Changed my life.

Rohan Deshmukh
Software Developer

I log off daily at 4AM now. My beard is patchy, but my confidence is full-stack.

Dmitri Volkov
Stoicism Blogger

Nodded 113 times. Conference taught me silence is king. Wifey is now deeply unsettled.

Zhang Wei
E-commerce Logistics Specialist

Conference said “be the package, not the delivery.” No time for nonsense now.