Speaker

Aro Kaba

How To Exit the Simp System

Aro Kaba is the chaos prophet of detachment. With a mic in one hand and Wi-Fi in the other, he sends simps into early retirement. Broadcasting from Nairobi to New York, his sermons include "She Belongs to the Algorithm" and "No More Good Morning Texts."

He doesn’t blink, he blocks. Aro is the final boss of masculine minimalism. No hugs. No hope. Just facts.

Programme Slot

14
Feb 2026
22:41 - 22:44

The Gospel According to Kaba: Exit the Simp System

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